You ran out of people to fire in L. You stole my duck. I belong to the world. You can have him. Who has dynamite? Welcome to my world. Hang on. Throw it out the window. Throw it out! It will send the wrong message to children. Didn't he used to be behind us? We're having duck tonight, boys. Just a suggestion, but all those in favor of not hitting that wall say "aye.
Taking you to Mother. Look, a shooting star. Quick, everybody make a wish. You know, I'm beginning to think that this one is the spy car. ETA to Mother, 10 minutes. Please return your seatbacks to their full and upright position.
So, what are your plans now, if I may ask? Daffy will save us. He's the hero. All right, bucktooth. Stick a carrot in it. Everybody calm down, all right? I can handle this. Sell my Warner Brothers stock. I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny is about to die. Out of gas. It doesn't work like that. Thanks, toots.
You really think that playing card is going to help you rescue your father? Yeah, I do. You know this all sounds insane, right? I remember the first time I saw your dad in the movies. So breathtaking. Your hair smells nice. I'm telling you, Daffy I heard the Warner Brothers say you were their best duck. Flattered though I may be, flattened I will not It's all And then No, really, your tail's on fire.
Daff, you're accident-prone. What am I talking to you for? All you have to do is munch on a carrot, and people love you. I need you to move my appointment up to 2: 00 and then back to Then just cancel it. And I need you to get a helicopter and No, don't put me on hold. Oh, God. I can't die out here. This wasn't the plan. After this comedy I promised myself I would only do real movies There's nothing but a big rock for 10 miles in that, that I say we go that way.
Say, who are you kidding here? We're goners! I can't die now. Think of the millions of children who want me to have the diamond. The poor children! Look at that. Is it a mirage? Or just product placement? Who cares? With shopping convenience at such low prices. Water, Fresca, Mountain Dew. Your product name here. Is this your idea? The audience expects it.
They don't even notice this kind of thing anymore. Nice of Wal-Mart to provide these Wal-Mart beverages Where's Yosemite Sam? That razzan-frazzan duck and that crazy son D. You know, that makes a lot of sense. Thank you. Drake, are you going to save us the bother of eliminating your son?
My son is going to kick your evil butt. Not a bad idea, Dad. Our desert operative is due for a win. I told you we should have made that left turn at Albuquerque. Don't start that again. Here's the plan. We wait here for the next truck or car or camel or whatever What are you going to do? That's the direction the car was going. You're not leaving me here while you make off with my diamond. I don't wanna get too wrapped up in your caper Super spy.
What's the point of just meandering through the desert if Be safe. Trust your instincts. Except for the water tower, the Batmobile, the rubble known as Las Vegas. There's nobody as rich, famous, and powerful as my father Guys, it's air-conditioned in here. Come on in. Intruder alert. Earth freak. Okay, buster. Where's Damian Drake and that big diamond? Cleanup on aisle three. Can I be of service? I am monitored to respond to the name Robbie.
Hi, D. At ease. I'm Mother. Yeah, like the car said that we would be meeting you. How do you know my name? That's not really possible, is it? Must have been a photo. Let me just take care of this, and we'll Give it to me straight. How bad is it? So, shall we? So little to do, so much time. You're going to put him back, right? I can't go back to L. With duck soup. We do have the facilities to reconstitute the body. The mind though, will remain a gooey mess.
So, about my father? All in due time. All right, break it up, fellas. Nice coats. White is the new black, you know.
The secret military base where they keep the aliens? No, Area 51 is actually a paranoid fantasy we concocted But don't quote me on that. Oh, right. Area Creation, transubstantiation, destruction. It's stressful. All kinds of things. They're already here.
You're next. My God You've done nothing but screw up! You've walked off mesas. You've been smashed by boulders. You've been run over by diesel trucks. Don't blame the equipment. It's good. It's ACME equipment. You're a coyote. Be wily. All right, now. Buck up and let's see a little smile. Little bigger. That's nice. Now, just go take a shower, and don't come back till you smell better!
Be careful. There're men moving a safe out there, and I don't want you to And be careful of the box of fireworks because I suppose I should mention the plate-glass window It's tough being the boss.
A communication. Memo to Marvin the Martian. Obtain the playing card, and destroy the duck. And when I say destroy the duck, I mean kill him viciously and painfully. A mission? I'm all a-tingle. So, here we are in the I-can't-tell-you-what room. This isn't about the giant ants, is it? Tell me about the Blue Monkey. How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?
My dad told me. What is the point of making them pinky swear? Now this tape will explain everything. It was prepared especially for your father. Greetings, Damian Drake. If you are watching this, you are aware that the world is in grave danger. It is the ACME chairman's goal to turn the population Unbelievable, you may say. Your mission is this. And remember, no one wants to be turned into a monkey.
So that's why. Those guys came after my dad because he was going to save the world. So that means if I go after the diamond, then the bad guys come after me. You're not seriously thinking about-- Taking over your father's mission? Listen, if you're going to be a spy, you'll need spy stuff. So, is this where you keep all the high-tech spy gadgets?
That's cool. So I get to use all this stuff? No, your stuff is over here. But I really like the Looks like an ordinary cell phone. Three-way calling, voice dialing, downloadable ringtones. GPS with mapping software High-powered laser. Polycarbonate rappelling line with jet-propelled micro grappling hook.
Nose hair trimmer. You always want to look your best. Get over here, you idiot. No, cold. Warm, warmer. Permit me, madam.
Robert, darling. Excellent choice. Swank pants. And comfortable, too. Plus, liquid hydrogen rocket pockets, here and here. And stitching, nuclear-powered crotch pad He'll be down in a moment. Wakey, wakey, friends. Time to wreak mayhem in the cause of evil. Mother, just one last question. What's the deal with this card? That is the window into what lies behind her smile. I'm sorry, our intelligence people feel a need to code everything in a riddle.
They get some kind of perverse pleasure out of it. I think it's corporate. All humans. Looks like we got company. Illegal aliens. Exterminate them. I knew this day would come. Let us exterminate them. Emergency shutdown activated.
Force-barrier seal in 30 seconds. The playing card, please. I'll take that. Out of my way. Hero coming through. There is no escape. You pesky fowl! Isn't it about time to enjoy a frosty, cold soda at the concession stand?
Get the lead out. Bus is leaving. Halt or be fricasseed. That was fun. Looking for this? Now, what did she mean by a window? The window into what lies behind her smile. That's the Mona Lisa. Just how are we supposed to get to Paris? Like this. It doesn't look like much of a window to me. Maybe the diamond is in the painting. But I'm already in costume. It is a window. It's an X-ray. It's a map of Africa. Maybe that's where the diamond is. Hold it up. I'll take a picture.
Can I take a picture? Come on, give me your phone. I want to take a picture, too. Cheese it, the cops. He's gone. So let me take a picture, will you? Come on, please? Can I hold the window? Let me see the window. I'll take that! What gives, doc? We made 35 pictures together. As it turns out, I'm secretly evil. That's show biz for you. Now make with the card, so I can please my dark masters. Yes, sir. Queen of diamonds is your card. Just put it back in the deck, anywhere is fine. And oopsie-daisy!
I said it's the queen of diamonds, « Prev Next » I tell you. You mean, like this one? Think we should go back and help him? Elmer never gets Bugs. It's a formula, but it works. The great thing about movies, you always know what will happen. For instance, if this was a movie If you don't let go of me, I'll scream Well, this is surreal. Stop or I'll fire. Oh, my. Ladies, please. He's got a woman. She's tied up in a burlap sack.
He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower. It is spring, is it not? I'm gonna blast you. I think when you go to the movies, you should learn something. Look at that clown here. Now, there's something you don't see every day. Come here. I just want your pants! That's right. I'm a vicious bird of prey. He's got the camera!
Give the girl back! That was great. I'd say it's a perfect day. Except for the fact that we lost the map. And I'm the bunny who saved the card. Nice going, Bugs. Chair people, I reveal to you There's a duck in the middle of the map. Remove the duck. Remove the duck!
The duck is in the We cannot let a boy, girl, duck, and rabbit thwart our plans for global domination. You're awfully spunky for a man in your position. How do you like that, Mr. Slap Yourself in Your Own Face? Give him a good zets every once in a while. My pleasure. Now, I think I'm going to hedge my bet. I'm going to unleash our most vicious operative. Chairman, while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious So are you. That's a good boy.
I withdraw my objection. This would have been a lot easier underground. Come on, it's only another 6, cubits in this here thick direction. Look, Granny, it's that nice boy from next door. How funny seeing you here, dear. Hi, Granny. Would you and your little friends like a lift? Giddyup, Dumbo. Sure was a lucky coincidence you showing up just now. Yes, wasn't it? I've discovered my roots.
I've discovered my lunch. Cry freedom! What a fantastic view. Unless you're in the audience My destiny awaits. I guess this is our stop. Enjoy the rest of your adventure, children. This is the Blue Monkey? This dime-store bauble? Shafted by the gods. I demand recompense. I want my diamond. Where is my humongous rock? Pressed duck. Are we rich yet? Kate, any time now. I'm rich. I'm affluent. My liquidity is assured. Daffy, get back here.
Don't touch that! Let go! Don't you dare! So close. Yes, I mind. I'm the hero. I should get the treasure. The girl, too, but we'll discuss that later. Careful with my diamond. Easy, now. Dad, this is for you. Why, D. Why wasn't it me? Just academic curiosity, you understand.
Gotta go. Bank closes at Buddy pictures. Give me that. Now if you could just hand over the diamond. My turn. You knew it was me, did you? You're wrong. Because I'm not me. I'm actually I can't. I can't reach over the hat. And now the hat is throwing me off. Would you Thank you very much. Now, I'm actually Your father. Look into your heart, D. You're right, it isn't. Let's do some drills. This doesn't make a lick of sense.
Well, who's laughing now? Apparently, no one. Anyway, give me the Monkey! No, forget that, man. You're evil. Thank you, but Anyway, Mr. Smith, let's show this muscle-bound beefcake Have you ever been disintegrated in one place and then reassembled in another? Fire away. No, you don't! I thought they fixed that glitch. Smith is fired! I have to do everything myself around here. So this is the remote that works.
Don't worry about me, son. I've gotten out of worse scrapes than this one. You see, if the Train of Death doesn't kill him Not to mention the 2-ton anvil hanging over his head. And look. There's the Pendulum of Doom. What's the Pendulum of Doom doing there? I did not order it. It's overkill. Get rid of it. Now, if you want to keep your family "together" I would hand over the Blue Monkey now. Don't worry, son.
I'm fine. Excuse me? What about my father? Where's Marvin the Martian? All right, here is the Blue Monkey. Go put it on the satellite. No, you don't, eight ball. You'd never catch that rabbit being this heroic. Your friends' efforts will prove to be futile. When the Blue Monkey is finally docked in the satellite I will transmit a beam around the world Now take them away! Don't you think that'll get lonely I suppose I could use a little human companionship.
Thanks a lot. I've seen you notice me. I know I'm hot. But I prefer someone with a little more oomph. I prefer Mary! Hello, Mary. We're a cute couple, don't you think? Take those future simians away and lower the Monkey shield. Earthlings have the worst sense of direction. What do you know, he fell for it. Did you order satellite? I don't even have cable.
You know, when I fired that duck I never would have seen this coming. Gotta be a way out of this. You can get out of this, son. You've just got to set your mind to it. Besides, I'm hearing my dad's voice in my head. Actually, I'm down here, son. Hold on, Dad, I'll be right down! That was too easy. What was that noise, son? I just got one. Maybe he wants to play fetch. Want to play? Good boy. It looks to be a deadly mission requiring strength So good luck, Bugsy, I'll keep the engine running.
You tricked me! What's up, Darth? Now I must incapacitate you with my bubble gun. Ain't that cute? Of course you realize this means war. I'm gonna go this way. Bad dog! I don't want to put you under any added pressure Put him down. What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? What would Duck Dodgers do? I am Duck Dodgers! Yes, I'm going to be the hero of this picture! Duck Dodgers to the rescue!
It's you-know-who to the rescue! It helps if you don't say the name. Disgusting Earth rodent. She instructs Warner Bros. Pictures hit Gremlins, one of the most successful films of the s. It really looks like an action movie that just happens to co-star Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. It comes across every day. Actually, I think he might be a cartoon character. Fraser was thrilled to share the screen with such a legendary cast.
The Looney cartoons are probably where I learned everything that I think I know about comic timing. This combination made him a natural fit to play the heroic straight man to the madcap Looney Tunes crew. He is the Cary Grant of our times. And he and Jenna have amazing chemistry. Jenna Elfman had wanted to work with Fraser ever since she first saw him starring in Encino Man.
Because that guy is brilliant. She really likes her job, which I think is part of what makes her so good at it. Chairman, evil head honcho of Acme Corporation, manufacturer of the ridiculously ineffectual products that Wile E. Coyote consistently employs to bone-crushing effect.
The all-powerful leader of the multinational conglomerate is played by comic legend Steve Martin, award-winning actor, screenwriter, director, author and producer. Martin was drawn to the project when, upon reading the script, he developed an immediate affinity for the unlikable Acme titan. So right there were three guys I really wanted to work with. The filmmakers presented Martin with the unique opportunity to completely create the character as he saw fit.
But Steve took this very conventional character and concocted a truly daring, over-the-top presentation of him. From his penthouse lair, Mr. Bad Ideas Mary Woronov , V. Never Learning Ron Perlman , V. Stating the Obvious Marc Lawrence , V.
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