How many namekians does it take

Garfield: Here's a joke, how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Mouse: Mice don't screw in light bulbs. Light bulbs are much too big and cumbersome, and not to mention that it's much safer for us to pilfer food in the dark.

Garfield: That joke took a sobering turn. A Prairie Home Companion put a whole string of these together. Tabletop Games. The card game Apples to Apples has these as flavor text on all of its nationality cards: "How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny!

Theme Parks. The Imagineering Field Guide to Disneyland provides the Disney Imagineers' version of the joke to demonstrate their thought process in coming up with new features for the parks: How many Imagineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb?

Video Games. Guild Wars : "How many Asuras does it take to screw in a power core? None, they force a human to do it for them! Two of the messages are jokes along the lines of Lightbulb Jokes poking fun at the game's two religions. How many Jacobans does it take to empty a chamberpot?

Garrus : How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay? Joker : Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's a hardware problem! How many Jarls does it take to change an oil lamp? Just one. They're not complete idiots you know. What a strange question. Terminus Jotunn skin : "How many humans does it take to decorate a cake? Twelve and three fourths.

Barik Steel Forged skin : "How many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hold the lightbulb, and the other to drink until the room starts spinning! Q: How many Graham Bannons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: That depends on the fee. Web Comics. Dinosaur Comics : T-Rex inverted the trope with " reverse lightbulb jokes " — he supplies the punchline, and his friends provide the setup, thereby revealing their prejudices and preconceptions.

Lampwick jokes are also featured in the Adventures of Cheery Littlebottom webcomic. Dominic Deegan has Donovan crack one off to the orc shaman Thuen Gor: "How many Callanians does it take to install a lamp post? One - he sticks it in the ground and waits for the world to revolve around him. Mitch Clem of Nothing Nice to Say went self-referential in his journal comic. Schlock Mercenary had a pair about recalibrating transponders and getting beaten up in a tavern.

Web Original. Smash Tasm : "How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, because gender stereotypes based on hair color are totally unfair and sexist.

Frieza: How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Their whole race! One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to die Frieza: Well, well, well! I'm legitimately surprised I missed one of you. But that's just fine, because I've been working on some jokes.

Now tell me if you've heard this one. How many Namekians does it take to -. Piccolo: punches him across the sky Just one. Rasputin : "How many dictators does it take to turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?

Film Brain: How many horror movie characters does it take to change a light bulb? None; they're all eviscerated. Western Animation. In the Gargoyles episode "The Reckoning", Fang uses this joke "How many gargoyles does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three to sit there and one to hang [around]. Spongebob Squarepants : One of SpongeBob's racist jokes in "Squirrel Jokes": "How come it takes more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?

Because they're SO. Family Guy : Brian mentions that Peter doesn't have a great history when it comes to telling jokes. Cutaway Gag to Peter on the Planet of the Apes , surrounded and held at gunpoint. Peter: How many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One dirty, stinkin' ape to screw it in, and two dirty, stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other!

Stewie: Yeah, that's hilarious. How many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine? Spider-Man: How many Sinister Sixters does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: Six! The form gives the user a fifty times power boost. A Super Namek is a Namekian who has unlocked a high level of awareness and has fused with another powerful Namekian, Super Namek's sometimes split into good and evil parts for reasons unknown.

Lord Slug is stated to be a Super Namek. Piccolo attains this form after fusing with Kami. This form is stated in the show to be stronger than a Super Saiyan in their first state. Super Namek 2 is the strongest known form of Namekian, it is what happens when a Namekian fuses with a third powerful Namekian. Piccolo attains this form after fusing with King Piccolo.

This form has only appeared in a video game. Alien Species Explore. Getting started. Sapience Sentience. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? Edit source History Talk 7. Cancel Save. Universal Conquest Wiki. Freeza: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm usually far more composed.

I'm just a little bit absolutely livid. Nail: There's a special ability our people share. Forbidden, even amongst our most sacred clans. Piccolo: And we're just gonna abuse it? Nail: Oh, maliciously! Piccolo: Bitchin'! How we do? Vegeta: Guldo told me. True story.